newtgeiszler:

jesterofthetraveler:

I agree john mulaney is probably an immortal akin to beings such as keanu reeves and jeff goldblum but he’s like a new born baby immortal who is looking at the long long expanse of a lifetime he has in front of him and is already tired

jeff golblum is thousands of years old and loving it. john mulaney was born in 1901 and ever since 1924 it’s gone downhill for him

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fried-ferret:

jessicaedwardsspellingbee2000:

reply with top 5 time periods you fantasize about being in

1-5: Early Cambrian Babey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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prasejeebus:

March Madness

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gaypoedameron:

i literally saw goody proctor with the devil but go off i guess

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godblum:

Winnie the Pooh deciding his outfit: this is more of a pussy out look

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